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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 28, 2007 20:35:47 GMT -5
I didn't meet lanebrain65. That night in San Francisco that club made me two very strong long island iced teas. Maybe it's good Maria left earlier because she may have mistaken my happy hour for a retarded fan. Waite, there is a possibility I may be retarded and not know it but that can be a blessing too. As far as Sarah Silverman (who I seen in San Francisco on Feb. 9th at Cobb's Comedy), I didn't know there was a proboards regarding her. She is so darn funny. Her boyfriend's balls smell like her Nana's house... "Bensons & Hedges cigarettes". God Bless her.
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Post by Stupidface on Mar 29, 2007 23:07:03 GMT -5
I love the end of her sketch uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 29, 2007 23:11:41 GMT -5
Yeah, but at the end of her sketch we got to see her end. She bent over and we seen her crack. Well, my friend seen it but I was so $hit faced I missed it. By the way, The Independent makes really strong drinks and they are worth the $ + the tip you give that sweet waitress.  |
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Post by Steve on Mar 30, 2007 19:00:45 GMT -5
Do you think her sister Laura is funny?  |
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 30, 2007 22:20:02 GMT -5
Maria makes her sister a character and we only know her sister from the context of a joke. The best character she does though is her mom... She plays out well in the superdeluxe.com videos, especially episode 4.
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Post by Steve on Mar 31, 2007 19:02:54 GMT -5
I thought you were talking about Sarah Silverman up there.  |
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Post by Lane on Apr 2, 2007 3:36:21 GMT -5
I don't know shortylongpants, and even if I did, it would have been hard to pick her out at the CoC show. It was pretty crowded. But I'd love to meet anyone from the Bay Area who is into good comedy.
SLP, I'm going to try to see Jake Johannsen at the Punchline this week. He's my favorite comedian - after Maria, of course.
I'm jealous that you got to see Sarah S. I was out of the country that week. I've been a fan of Sarah's since she was on Saturday Night Live.
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Post by Steve on Apr 2, 2007 19:34:21 GMT -5
I haven't seen Jake Johannsen for a long time.He's good!I hope they're televising all the CoC gigs too.  |
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Post by shortylongpants on Apr 3, 2007 1:56:22 GMT -5
Out of the country??? The only time I was out of the country is when my Internet friend from New Zealand came to visit and we met up in LA and she wanted to go on a trip to Tijuana, Mexico. I think I'd rather this poison oak rash come back on my ass than visit there again. Anyway, what country were you visiting?
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Post by Steve on Apr 3, 2007 19:45:44 GMT -5
I've been to Canada,Jamaica,and Europe (UK,Belgium,and Greece).My only issues were in Jamaica when the customs agent was going through all our bags thoroughly looking for drugs coming INTO their country.The laughter almost backed up in my head till it blew my ears off! 2:Jamaican currency may not be brought in or taken out of the country.Bring all the foreign money you want,but you're not allowed to spend it. 3:Even city folks have farm animals,not fenced in.Cattle walking all over the main highways,doing their business right in front of the place you're trying to enjoy your goat curry,mango,and a coke.OH,and hold your ears around 5 am if you're planning to get anymore sleep out of that night.You country folks know all about that! 4:All thunderstorms are tropical storms,and take about 3 hours coming in,1 1/2 hours pounding the hell out of you,then 3 hours leaving.No breeze in the aftermath,and it's right back up to 90 degrees and high humidity,even at night. 5:Air conditioning,like phones and cars are an expensive luxury.I stayed with a friend,so didn't experience the hotels,and if you want any comfort you can open the window but for some reason they don't have screens,so say hi to all the bugs in that region! ...On a positive note,it's a beautiful pristine island,and everything you want including booze is dirt cheap down there!The other countries i visited were really nice,but i'm gonna outdo one of Castro's speeches if i don't take a break! |
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Post by Lane on Apr 14, 2007 0:15:28 GMT -5
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I went to England for work. I get to travel a lot for work. London was having a stand-up festival, too, but I was so busy I didn't get to go  I've thought about trying to fly down to LA to see Maria perform, since that's where most of her gigs are lately, but haven't done it yet. Someday, maybe. I'm not Maria's Sister's Dentist. I don't know how that got under my name. |
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Post by shortylongpants on Apr 14, 2007 1:17:31 GMT -5
Nor am I Maria's publicist. I don't even know what a publicist does. Maria is having a gig in northern California on the 28th of this month.
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Post by Steve on Apr 14, 2007 18:56:27 GMT -5
All these forums have member rankings under their names.I thought about changing the dull proboards package for something "Maria."  |
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Post by shortylongpants on Apr 14, 2007 20:01:52 GMT -5
Hmn... come up with something along the lines of the "red wine colonic"
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Post by Steve on Apr 15, 2007 22:24:19 GMT -5
What's that about? |
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