Lane
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Rabid Maria Fan
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Post by Lane on Aug 16, 2007 10:28:40 GMT -5
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Post by shortylongpants on Aug 16, 2007 13:26:38 GMT -5
Lane, that link doesn't work  |
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Post by Steve on Aug 17, 2007 17:15:34 GMT -5
Here it is... INTERVIEW W/ MARIA BAMFORD • COMEDIAN 11.02.04 | Comment? SM: Please create a fantastical creature for you to ride around on, and give it a name befitting it. MB: A cloud of white Fur named Rajive. SM: When was the last time you climbed a ladder? MB: I climbed on my bed to examine my beeping fire detector several times a night for the past two weeks. My neighbor took it down for me yesterday and now it beeps from within a closet. SM: Please recommend a four-word combination to banish ghosts. MB: Be gone undead spirit! SM: What is a circumstance that you’d like to find yourself in? MB: In a yuppie hippie sustainable living compound/condo that has solar powered cable TV. SM: Given that a big hypothetical prom is happening next week, whom will you ask to accompany you? MB: My dog Blossom. SM: Please describe an activity at which you are not very good, but that you hope to eventually be good at. MB: Parliamentary debate and/or dealing with hecklers. SM: Please describe an area of expertise you are willing to feign knowing something about to strangers MB: Relationships. SM: What is your first reaction to a roomful of strangers?. MB: Hopeful panic. SM: If animals could speak, what animals would you ask for advice, and why? MB: Any animal on the Pet Psychic on how to get into showbiz.> SM: What was your last encounter with a lunatic? MB: The mentally ill surround me from within and without. www.mariabamford.com |
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Post by shortylongpants on Aug 18, 2007 2:02:34 GMT -5
That last answer is a gem
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