Lane
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Rabid Maria Fan
Posts: 116
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Post by Lane on Jun 7, 2007 1:58:09 GMT -5
I know it's impossible to pick just one. I love --
"F*** you, too. Do you need any help out with your bags?"
"He only turns the other cheek to grab another can of whoopass"
but lately my very favorite has been --
"MINI-MUFFIN MONDAY!!!"
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Post by Steve on Jun 8, 2007 16:49:47 GMT -5
"Don't you hate it when you get a lady boss,and she acts like she's your friend..calls you honey and sweetheart and GIRLFRIENDDDDD!HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!I want you to take a break,take a walk.Get me a latte,and it's 2%.You should know that by now!Heh heh heh heh heh!"
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Post by cinemaguy1 on Sept 10, 2007 22:50:09 GMT -5
Ahh, so many to add here... Let's see what I can remember...
"I hate the environment and dolphins and forests."
"And your dad is taking Jazzercize..."
Every reference to Diet Coke and/or Target. I'll review and think of some more. Oh and the best thing of all time is in my sig.
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Post by shortylongpants on Sept 11, 2007 0:16:34 GMT -5
"As long as I keep humming a tune, I won' turn... gay"
and I like it when she says "Does the wall paper feel familiar? It's your babies skin!"
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Post by cinemaguy1 on Sept 12, 2007 10:16:15 GMT -5
"At an earlier age, children are starting to see the sippy-cup as half empty."
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Post by Steve on Sept 12, 2007 23:08:40 GMT -5
So my guru got mad at me because i didn't have enough money to pay for the big brainwash weekend.
"Maria,let's think about all the ways you can get $495 by tonight.Do you have a charge card?"
"Nope!"
"Is there something you could sell?"
"I bet my soul might be worth (cut off)"
"IS THERE ANYBODY you could borrow it from?"
"Oh geez.Wow,if you could spot me?"
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Post by cinemaguy1 on Sept 13, 2007 1:26:38 GMT -5
"All Aboard!"
I honestly had pop come out of my nose on that one.
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Post by Steve on Sept 14, 2007 16:47:32 GMT -5
"I love my country because i'm rich.I'm not technically rich.I just have a lot of shit that i refuse to share with other people,which feels pretty solid."
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