Give us YOUR best joke!

[Steve]

Q:What's the difference between a hedgehog and a porsche?
A:A hedgehog keeps it's pricks on the outside! ;D

[richard]

admin said:

Q:What's the difference between a hedgehog and a porsche?
A:A hedgehog keeps it's pricks on the outside! ;D

I ride Harley-Davidson bikes, and have for quite a while.

I'm also 49.

So, with that out of the way, here's one of my favorite jokes:

As we age, our priorities change.

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went for a ride.

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I guess it translates better in person. But trust me, after about 10 or so beers, this really is a funny joke ;D

Rich

[carol]

ok,how about this?What did the blonde say to the gynechologist?
Is it mine?

[shortylongpants]

I went to the gynecologist a few weeks ago for the annual routine check up. The doctor takes one look down there and pops his head up and gives me the weirdest look. "What's wrong?" I ask him. "Oh, nothing... Well, tell me about the tattoos on your inner thighs." So I told him "There's a turkey on one thigh for 'thanksgiving' and a ham on the other thigh for 'Christmas' and since I only come in for my check up at this time of year, I thought you'd like to eat something between the holidays!"

[Steve]

A girl comes home from her first day in the first grade screaming "Daddy!Daddy!I'm the only girl in my class who can spell her name!Is it because i'm blonde or smart"?
Dad:"It's because you're smart dear".
The next day:"Daddy!Daddy!I'm the only girl in my class who can count to 100!Is it because i'm blonde or smart"?
Dad:"No,you're still smart dear".
Next day:"Daddy!Daddy!I'm confused!I just learned i should never sell my jewels for cheap takeout and a Tommy Lee video.What does that mean?Am i dumb or just blonde"?
Dad:"No honey,you're 25"!