Post by Steve on Jan 9, 2008 21:14:44 GMT -5
Have your very own personalized, circa 2001, lithograph headshot of Maria Bamford and CD(s), complete with discernable pug hair within 2 weeks of your order (please allow 4-6 weeks for international orders)! That’s right- Maria will sign your lithograph however you wish, with radical creative license, of course!
How can I know this is Maria packaging and signing and composing these messages and not some assistant?
Because there is photographic evidence! Look at that office! Blossom is a cog in the wheel!
Each CD is packaged in recycled envelopes (over bubblewrap that is non-recycled) and – if you order “HOW TO WIN”- you will get a recyclable CD! Burning Bridges is soon to be remodeled to the recyclable verson, but can be reused as an extra-large Slurpee Coaster.
CDs are $15 plus shipping.
Vote for me once a day 'til Jan. 27!!! Click here for the Comedy Central Stand Up Showdown!
or Text "STANDUP bamford" to 44636
as many times as you want!
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ALL APPEARANCES:
DATE VENUE LOCATION PURCHASE TICKETS INFO
EVERY MONDAY TIGER LILY BAR - What's Up, Tiger Lily? (Every Monday that Maria’s in town!) 1739 N Vermont
Los Feliz, CA NO COVER
**INFO** SHOW AT 8PM
01.18.08 SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST
An Evening with Dr. Katz
Eureka Theatre
San Francisco, CA BUY TICKETS! 8:00PM SHOW
01.19.08 SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST
Match Game
Eureka Theatre
San Francisco, CA BUY TICKETS! 9:30PM SHOW
01.20.08 SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST
Match Game @
142 Throckmorton Theatre
Mill Valley, CA BUY TICKETS! 8:00PM SHOW
01.25.08 COMEDY MELTDOWN at Meltdown Comics
7522 West Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA INFO! 8:30PM SHOW
02.07.08 UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS
Fayetteville, AR INFO! 8:00PM SHOW
02.12.08 PUNCHLINE
San Francisco, CA BUY TICKETS! 8:00PM SHOW
02.13.08 PUNCHLINE
San Francisco, CA BUY TICKETS! 8:00PM SHOW
02.20.08 CAP CITY COMEDY CLUB
Austin, TX BUY TICKETS! 8 & 10:30PM SHOW
02.21.08 CAP CITY COMEDY CLUB
Austin, TX BUY TICKETS! 8 & 10:30PM SHOW
03.14.08 ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFT HOUSE
Arlington, VA BUY NOW! 9:45PM SHOW
03.15.08 ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFT HOUSE
Arlington, VA BUY NOW! 9:45PM SHOW
04.11.08 COMIX with Andy Kindler
New York, NY INFO! COMIX WEBSITE
04.12.08 COMIX with Andy Kindler
New York, NY INFO! COMIX WEBSITE
04.13.08 COMIX with Andy Kindler
New York, NY INFO! COMIX WEBSITE
How can I know this is Maria packaging and signing and composing these messages and not some assistant?
Because there is photographic evidence! Look at that office! Blossom is a cog in the wheel!
Each CD is packaged in recycled envelopes (over bubblewrap that is non-recycled) and – if you order “HOW TO WIN”- you will get a recyclable CD! Burning Bridges is soon to be remodeled to the recyclable verson, but can be reused as an extra-large Slurpee Coaster.
CDs are $15 plus shipping.
Vote for me once a day 'til Jan. 27!!! Click here for the Comedy Central Stand Up Showdown!
or Text "STANDUP bamford" to 44636
as many times as you want!
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ALL APPEARANCES:
DATE VENUE LOCATION PURCHASE TICKETS INFO
EVERY MONDAY TIGER LILY BAR - What's Up, Tiger Lily? (Every Monday that Maria’s in town!) 1739 N Vermont
Los Feliz, CA NO COVER
**INFO** SHOW AT 8PM
01.18.08 SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST
An Evening with Dr. Katz
Eureka Theatre
San Francisco, CA BUY TICKETS! 8:00PM SHOW
01.19.08 SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST
Match Game
Eureka Theatre
San Francisco, CA BUY TICKETS! 9:30PM SHOW
01.20.08 SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST
Match Game @
142 Throckmorton Theatre
Mill Valley, CA BUY TICKETS! 8:00PM SHOW
01.25.08 COMEDY MELTDOWN at Meltdown Comics
7522 West Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA INFO! 8:30PM SHOW
02.07.08 UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS
Fayetteville, AR INFO! 8:00PM SHOW
02.12.08 PUNCHLINE
San Francisco, CA BUY TICKETS! 8:00PM SHOW
02.13.08 PUNCHLINE
San Francisco, CA BUY TICKETS! 8:00PM SHOW
02.20.08 CAP CITY COMEDY CLUB
Austin, TX BUY TICKETS! 8 & 10:30PM SHOW
02.21.08 CAP CITY COMEDY CLUB
Austin, TX BUY TICKETS! 8 & 10:30PM SHOW
03.14.08 ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFT HOUSE
Arlington, VA BUY NOW! 9:45PM SHOW
03.15.08 ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFT HOUSE
Arlington, VA BUY NOW! 9:45PM SHOW
04.11.08 COMIX with Andy Kindler
New York, NY INFO! COMIX WEBSITE
04.12.08 COMIX with Andy Kindler
New York, NY INFO! COMIX WEBSITE
04.13.08 COMIX with Andy Kindler
New York, NY INFO! COMIX WEBSITE