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Post by Steve on Mar 12, 2007 19:55:52 GMT -5
My cat rolls around on a broken basement floor behind an old laundry sink,then licks herself and jumps on my blanket licking me,so i've already caught everything imaginable except the plague! .I didn't have to work yesterday,so i got out in the 60 degree sunshine.
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 13, 2007 0:48:39 GMT -5
We've had gorgeous weather for two days now! I am just excited about the nice weather but a little bummed at the same time. A few days ago I got poison oak on my hand so I am wearing long sleeved sweaters until it clears up because I don't want to spread it and I don't want people to see it.
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Post by Steve on Mar 13, 2007 19:42:51 GMT -5
I caught a long itching virus from the mosquitos around here a couple years ago.Wierd...there were no rashes accompanying it,but it went away in about a month.
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 17, 2007 1:10:26 GMT -5
I've got a nasty case of poison oak on my hand and I went to a clinic today. For only $39 I got to see a doctor! I guess it's not too bad not having health insurance. I got some cream now so hopefully I won't keel over.
What's up with those darn people posting gibberish on the board? Have they no respect for us people typing in what most consider the "universal language"?
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Post by Steve on Mar 17, 2007 18:57:16 GMT -5
Just some dateless internet spambot trying to play with something he does own.
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 19, 2007 0:18:35 GMT -5
This may sound dirty, but I am typing with one hand. I have my poison oak hand covered in that topical cream and I wrapped it in a small kitchen towel so I can sleep on my over sized bean bag without spreading it to sheets and blankets. Looks like I am wearing a boxing glove. Ayone else had poison oak before?
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Post by Steve on Mar 19, 2007 19:55:38 GMT -5
No,thank buddha!Does it last long?
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 19, 2007 22:01:18 GMT -5
Normally it doesn't last this long! I've had it for over a week and a half. The cat is still alive though. I got Tecnu and some prescribed cream and aveno lotion.... Today I got fed up and wore a glove. Then I drank some screw drivers so I would forget about the pain. Looks like a burn on my hand. Hurts like a biach! Anyone else have some skin disorders happening now? Oh, If you ever come in contact with this sort of itchy, buy tecnu and wash your hands! It will dry your skin out though. If you get this prescribed cream for your hand then stop using the Tecnu wash.
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Post by Steve on Mar 20, 2007 19:23:01 GMT -5
I've been noticing that Google has been posting ads at the bottom of the screen of each page here relative to keywords in the last post.Right now,i'm looking at "itchy skin","itching of skin","skin rash hands",and "virus with skin rash" underneath this thread.So,i'm gonna start dropping subliminal texts underneath my posts...free Maria Bamford tickets at Lincoln Center...brand new red 2007 porsche with satellite map guidance for under $7,000...$300 IRS tax sale in Mulholland Estates...Saudi Arabia hiring inexperienced oil minister in every post.Because if no one else says...free Maria Bamford tickets at Lincoln Center...brand new 2007 red porsche with satellite map guidance for under $7,000...$300 IRS tax sale in Mulholland Estates...Saudi Arabia hiring inexperienced oil minister whenever they're online,who else will? BTW,i'm currently looking for: 1.Free Maria Bamford tickets at Lincoln Center. 2.A brand new 2007 red porsche with satellite map guidance for under $7,000. 3.A $300 IRS tax sale in Mulholland Estates. 4.The fairly upper class position of Royal Saudi Arabian Minister of Oil
Did that work?
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 20, 2007 20:12:05 GMT -5
You're so silly! Humans are pure entertainment regardless if they are good or evil. I think I am confused and itchy.
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 20, 2007 20:14:11 GMT -5
By the way, there was just an advertisement about reversing the signs of aging and I thought a great joke would be "wake up re-attached to your mother's imbelical cord in her fetus!"
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Post by Steve on Mar 21, 2007 19:51:47 GMT -5
Now i'm looking at ads for laundry sinks. :oWhat's Google smoking now?I wanna talk to their dealer.
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 21, 2007 20:17:05 GMT -5
Am I retarded? Waite, let me rephrase the question... What is a "laundry sink"?
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Post by carol on Mar 22, 2007 15:20:55 GMT -5
What am i doing now?I'm gettin ready to bust outta my office,and jump on the first IRT outta hell!
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Post by Steve on Mar 22, 2007 18:06:45 GMT -5
Am I retarded? Waite, let me rephrase the question... What is a "laundry sink"? The laundry sink is at the end of the hose leading from the washing machine in the older houses.
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