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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 24, 2007 23:49:45 GMT -5
I wrote NEW jokes I am so excited about!
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Post by Steve on Mar 25, 2007 15:56:15 GMT -5
Yes!Please share them with us. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 25, 2007 21:08:46 GMT -5
They are stand up comedy style jokes. Two new ones that I am working on. I'd rather send them in a private message. Is it vain to think that i think they're good and I don't want to post them openly because I don't want to get ripped off?
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Post by Steve on Mar 25, 2007 23:13:50 GMT -5
Do rabbits like potato chips?I didn't think cats did until she realized i didn't have anything else on my plate.
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 26, 2007 1:56:22 GMT -5
Screw Advil, I have hard liquor to kill of my liver Remember to drink water and it's all good. Seriously, has anyone else had Poisson oak? This was a bad cause and my skin that is growing back feels like if you touch something on your skin that is so cold and your skin sticks and tears as it comes off... skeery.
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Post by Steve on Mar 26, 2007 19:57:34 GMT -5
I'm gonna try and avoid oak trees..
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Post by shortylongpants on Mar 26, 2007 21:57:47 GMT -5
I kind of hope this leaves a scar on my hand so I can show it to that cat Fluffy and say "this is what happens when I touch my mom's pussy!" Well, Fluffy is my mom's cat just for the record.
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Post by Steve on Mar 28, 2007 19:50:55 GMT -5
That reminds me of a western movie..."Our forefathers came across the prairie,fought drought,fought indians,fought ropers,fought dix.Remember when Richard Dix came riding in and tried to mess up our town"?
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Post by shortylongpants on Apr 1, 2007 2:51:38 GMT -5
Oh My GOD! At 7 a.m. this morning I'll be getting a Nintendo Wii! Well, I'll be at Walmart trying to get one. Who is coming over to party???
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Post by Steve on Apr 1, 2007 17:41:49 GMT -5
How did it go?Is the party still on?
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Post by shortylongpants on Apr 1, 2007 21:13:16 GMT -5
Yeah, party is still on! We got two nun chuck remotes and I am learning the sports games... but we bought Zelda as well so I am trying to create a healthy balance between the two choices *wink wink*
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Post by Steve on Apr 1, 2007 23:08:43 GMT -5
Great!Was it expensive?And you said you work in an organic food store..are there any Trader Joe's out that way?
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Post by shortylongpants on Apr 3, 2007 2:11:52 GMT -5
For me, the Wii was not expensive because I got my taxes back and used around $330 cash to buy the Wii. My friend bought and extra remote and Zelda. My f-ing rent is cheaper than the Wii, lol. Anyway... there is this one part in the Zelda game where you have to catch a fish with the fishing pole and I think I was stuck on that easy part for two hours tonight. Anyone else get frustrated when a video game makes you look retarded?
Yes, I work at an ORGANIC produce store. I literally live 30 seconds walking distance to my work. I only work 2 1/2 days a week and makes me some awesome fun tickets and possibly 3 1/2 days soon. I am almost positive that working that job will pay more than doing massage and I really need to get a big debt payed off on my credit card so I can find something else to be depressed about.
Trader Joes is in Santa Rosa (the next city over from here) and I believe there are two Trader Joes there. Honestly, I am not an organic shopper like I should be but if I am going to buy a nice sandwich or something lunchy and I have time to take the bus to Sebastopol (closest town over) then I go to Whole Foods and get the chipotle turkey panini or the tomato basil mozzarella panini... grilled of course!
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Post by carol on Apr 3, 2007 15:46:50 GMT -5
I love staring at your rabbit,shorty!I work a regular 5 day job at a department store in midtown Manhattan.Rent is murder in this town for no space to live whatsoever. But,atleast you can get smashed until 2 am,and pizza and chinese food all night.Of couse you can walk the streets in practically any other town at that hour.You can get mugged in front of Madison Square at noon,and even the cops won't see it-union thing.
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Post by Steve on Apr 3, 2007 19:02:17 GMT -5
I bet that food even costs a mint of money up there too. I love NY hot dogs though,whatever they're made of!
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