How hot is Maria???

[s7spades7]

I have just recently found Maria from a friend, she is in love with maria and knew I was into comedy so she told me to give her a listen, which then made me want to see what she looked like, which then brought me to her wiki page, her myspace and this site, and i think she is smokin hot, and funny. What does everybody think?
-Jake

p.s. apparently i just missed her in l.a. i hope you come to s.d. sometime! ;D

[mike]

I read this guy's post (s7spades7... I'm gonna call you, um, '7'), and thought it was kinda sad that noone stepped up to defend the Bammer's hotness, even if his message contained 3 different kinds of creepiness. Unintentionally, I'm sure.

First, his friend the stalker remembered his love of comedy, as non-comedy fans would not know what to make of MB. And this recommendation led, of course, to wondering "is she hot?", which is the first thought that comes to me when getting a referral. Neither my dentist nor my muffler guy turned out to be very hot.

And yes, Bam is totally cute and seXXy and all that, but 'funny' should still come first. It's like, you never lead with the obvious compliment for ~anyone~, as it is usually demeaning. "This is my friend Bill Gates. He's rich. Oh, he smells good, too." So if I were describing Maria to someone, I would say that she is funny, not overly tall (just to show that I had indeed made a thorough and objective observation of her) and really cute.

I read that last part, in a quick glance, as "I hope you come to South Dakota ("s.d.") sometime!". I realize now that 7 was talking about San Diego, but it kinda made me think about being invited to come to someplace like South Dakota or the middle of Arkansas. Sure, it sounds all nice if you're from there to invite someone, but if you're not from there and you just tell someone to go there, it's not really so nice. "Hey, go to East St. Louis!" I mean, no offense to the fine people of E. St Louis, but it's sorta the atheist equivalent of telling someone to go to hell. I don't think they're reading this anyway.

So anyway, I see that almost a hundred people have read this post, but noone could even respond and say "ya she is hot as hellZ i would let her eat crakers on my fouoton!!1!". So I did, sorta.

[bart001]

Yeah I just seen Maria on Just for Laughs... and I thought not only is she the funniest female comedian i've ever heard, and I just LOVE her style of comedy and personality, but she is By FAR the Hottest most Beautifully Delicious Hottie i've ever laid eyes on...
I would drive from here "Hamilton, Ontario Canada" to California, just to see her preform and hopefully buy her a drink after her set, and hope that she's single and on the prowl..lol...

[Steve]

And i've been to Hamilton,ON,so watch out for the inuits from Nunaat too!

[torino10]

I have no Idea, I'm not a thermometer.

She is funny, intelligent, honest and exceedingly attractive though.